New Delhi. A group of ex-IIT students, now supporters of the Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) have launched an “Anti Social Media” website called ”D-facebook”. Members can make startling revelations, post insults, call names, hurl choicest of abuses on other members’ walls – in short they can deface their rivals beyond recognition place true face of their rivals at D-facedbook – truly or falsely; rightly or wrongly.
De-facebook logo
Within 16 hours of its launch the servers hosting the website crashed temporarily as thousands of Indian politicians bombarded the website with lakhs of posts.
Beni Prasad Verma, Mani Shankar Aiyar, Manish Tiwari, Mamta Banerjee, Narendra Modi, Raj Thackeray and Amir Khan wrote scores of posts on the walls of all and sundry on the day of the launch of the website. Maximum number of posts were made on the walls of Robertji, Digvijay Singh, Shahrukh Khan and Kapil Sibal.
After Beni Prasad Verma’s comment on Mulayam Singh Yadavcalling him corrupt and a terrorist; Mulayam Singh, Mayawati and most of the SP/ BSP leaders have joined evening computer classes to be able to express themselves through the anti social media for a wider reach. When they start posting, the owners of the website plan to add more & bigger servers with higher RAMs.
Kapil Sibal as seen on D-facebook
A BJP politician from Moradabad quoting a neighbor revealed on the wall of Robertji, “from childhood Robertji would always top the class in all semester as well as final exams as his roll number would invariably figure on the best answer sheet by the grace of the principal madam Sonyaji. That talent is evident even today when his name appears on title papers of properties that appreciate the most in shortest possible time”
DMK chief Karunanidhi has passed a gag order prohibiting party leaders from registering with D-facebook. Insiders have confided with Faking News that he suspected many in party would have posted comments on their fellow party members.
People thought it to be a bug in the software when Arvind Kejriwal’s wrote the same post 100 times within 10 minutes on Shiela Dixit’s wall , “Bijli Paani companiyon se paisa khaa gayee bhrasht CM, Shiela Dixit”
Manmohan Singh desperately wanted to post on the walls of Narendra Modi and Sushma Swaraj but is yet to find appropriate words to express his emotions.
Active voting was seen in the poll for “Poster-boy of D-facebook” with Praveen Togadia and Uma Bharti running neck and neck.
A media expert said that the website will surely give a tough time to TV channels like Times Now & Headlines Today as these channels are able to accommodate only 4-5 spokespersons everyday on prime time whereas D-facebook gives one the liberty to follow any number of members of one’s choice 24 hours a day.
The site has a feature wherein users can select standard phrases from a pull down menu for posting on different walls. Some of the phrases included in the list are, “Saala 420″, ‘”Charasi Buddha”, ‘Chronic Rapist”, “More corrupt than Kalmadi”, “100 Crore ki girlfriend”, “Modi se bada Hitler”, “America ka Pitthoo”, “सरकारी दामाद ”, “चोर का बेटा चोर”, “भ्रष्टाचार का राजा”, “चोरों की रानी”, “चमचा इन चीफ”.
CAG has issued a statement that they have placed an OSD (officer on special duty) to follow “D-facebook” for clues to carry out their investigations and cues for preparing final reports.
With overwhelming response which is likely to multiply in coming days, the site was immediately valued at US $100 Millions by a number of merchant bankers representing clients who are queuing up to take a stake in the venture.
In the meantime a number of netas and abhinetas have complained that their statements have been defaced by D-facebook.
Stop Press: A number of cricketers of the Indian team including Sehwag, Gambhir, Harbhajan and Dhoni are learnt to have registered on the website. They are likely to start posting shortly during innings breaks in IPL matches.
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